Oh hi, I thought I’d share a dream I had this morning.
So, like most nights, I drank loads of water and really had to pee. This always guarantees a pee dream! I usually dream about horribly gross, uncomfortable, or public toilets with no privacy. They were overflowing, or had no seat, or slanted at the weird angle, or was so big you could fall in. If there were stalls, the walls would be really low, so everyone could watch you pee. No matter what, it was super messy.
This one was different, I had to pee, and I squatted over an electrical outlet, power bar thingy. I did it without questioning it. Pee and electricity really don’t go together… I don’t know how my subconscious came up with it. I had pretty good aim though. Still made a mess, because the outlet holes aren’t very big, but I certainly wasn’t terrible at aiming!
I’m always amazed how I don’t piss myself when I dream of peeing. Being house trained amazes me! We are so smart! Ahahaha.
I think I had a dream after that where I tell people about how ridiculous it was that I was peeing into outlets. I was out trying to show my dad how to get to somewhere. It was like 2592 College Street or something… I don’t think it actually exists, and I ran into the guy I liked when I was a kid. He walked with us. I forget what we talked about… Why does he appear in my dreams so often? I don’t think about him when I’m awake. Go away! I’m not 8, or 12, or 16 anymore….